So it's Trump in 2024. As expected. Massive turnout in a ballroom in Mar-a-Lago. Tyler was there, reporting in with a bevy of lovelies afterward to Charlie Kirk.
Abe's race is going to be a photo finish. But with Abe as AG then they can probe into WTF happened in Maricopa, the most scandalous election in the history of the Milky Way.
Treasure Kari Lake is down by 17,000 votes with 1.5% of the tally remaining. Even the Dems know Katie Hobbs is a washout.
Lots of questions need to be answered. How could the midterms net a dwarf, a dead man, and an imbecile? Not to mention Hobbs who really has to do something about her appearance. You've never seen dumpier hair, or a figure that stretches into Pinal County.
Arizona used to be a paradise on earth. Now the woke started taking over. That's how things always go with them. Kari's a no-nonsense Mama Bear, just took her kids to vote for the first time ever.
But before that, her phone started ringing off the hook. All those 223 voting locations that Stephen Richer and Bill Gates, employees of Hobbs, assured people the day before were in perfect working order? They were failing. Voters were being turned away. Those that tried voting elsewhere were told they were already registered. Panic ensued.
What did Kari do? What any sensible person would do. She took husband Jeff and the two offspring to a DEMOCRAT area. Where of course the voting machines worked perfectly.
Kari held a brief presser afterwards. She went around to lots of polling places with a megaphone, giving people instructions on how to defeat the cheat. Katie Hobbs, meanwhile, stayed locked in a restroom somewhere.
The voting went on for a week. Yes a full week. Subterranean Mongo finish their election counts faster. Kari edged up on Hobbs, but Charlie's models were off by about 3%.
The Dems spent heavily on TikTok adverts, telling young girls that, under Kari Lake, girls having miscarriages could go to jail. Stuff like that. Lovely stuff.
Instagram finally came around. Wonder what happened there.
A leading conservative rag responded to Mar-a-Lago tonight with an anonymous op-ed with a one-word title: 'No'. Great. If you wonder-wankers have a better solution to the mess Biden created FOR THE ENTIRE PLANET, let's hear it. Voices being heard already asking DJT to pick Kari as running mate. Yes, that's a dream team. But we shall see. Kari's not in it for the politics, and she really wants to make Arizona safe and decent again for her own kids, and who can blame her?
PS. If you voted in Arizona, you need to cure your ballot by Wednesday. Click the pic below to come to Kari’s resource page. And help her and Abe if you can.